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"The Bullies!" is a Simpsons Comics story first printed in Simpsons Comics #226.
Springfield is a regular town with a nuclear power plant, a police chief, a mayor, a town drunk and bullies at the school. Jimbo, Dolph, Nelson and Kearney talk about their lives. Dolph is the thinking man's bully. He says that he had conflicts about becoming a bully because others told him that they he should treat others like they treat him, but he ignored their advice because he found out that he was stronger. He gives Cosine a wedgie and hangs him from a pole. Kearney is a bully traditionalist, who teaches others to become bullies. He makes Bart give Milhouse a pink belly and tells him to give him a wet willie, too. Kearney teaches so bullying will not end. Milhouse asks Bart to tell them that he's cool, which he will do when he is friends with the bullies. Jimbo is the romantic bully. His girlfriend updates the social media channel for him. Jimbo asks Martin Prince to stick himself for their amusement, but he wants to help them with their websites. Jimbo then makes out with his girlfriend. Nelson is the renaissance man. He attacks Wendell because he does not like nerd-talk. The bullies throw apples at their victims, whom they chain up against the fence. They tell the reader about their dreams. Dolph's father wants him to manage the funds. Kearney wants to join the army, Nelson wants to become a detective and find his father, and Jimbo wants to invent a car that cures diseases. Jimbo changes his mind and says that he was joking and really wants to become a bouncer at a cool night club after everyone starts to stare at him. They go through Homer's film that he edited and filmed. The bullies kidnapped him to make the film. Homer had some ideas, but they didn't like them and gave him a pink belly.
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